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by minou Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:53 pm

starting the week with a good laugh ! Đung' quá há 18

The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face . The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help..

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and then ever so firmly.

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,

"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?

'No,' the woman replies. I'm with the IRS.' Đung' quá há 04

by dangphuong Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:35 pm

Câu chuyện đọc thấy hấp dãn nhưng ..thật tình chưa hiểu rõ lắm. Chỉ
biết IRS là sở thuế của Mỹ. Cái sở mà người dân Mỹ nào cũng ngán. Khi được hỏi "You sợ ai nhứt trên đời?" thì ai cũng trả lời là "IRS".
Như vậy, có lẽ câu chuyện muốn nói ..đừng có hòng mà qua mặt sở thuế. Anh có nuốt vô bụng IRS cũng có cách moi ra được... Đung' quá há 938723